Which animal is 75% wool?
Which planet is edible?
Which magician/illusionist is always on time?
Why can't secret agents play hide and seek well?
What kind of music does a mummy play?
What is a bird that is always late?
What does a vegan do when it's cold?
Why are spiders excellent web developers?
What does a boomerang say when it comes back?
What is a computer's favorite dog breed?
Why was the math teacher happy with himself?
What does a pair of scissors say when it encounters a comb?
What is a computer scientist's favorite fruit?
What does a baby computer say to its mother?
Why did the bicycle go to the gym?
What kind of potato is always up for a party?
Why do bicycles never hurry?
What does a vacuum cleaner say when leaving the room?
What is a ship that never sinks?
Why can't bananas be solid?
What does a plant say when you water it?
Why can't toads cheat?
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
What does a chimney do when it's cold?
What is a dentist's favorite craft project?
Why can't any of the fish play the piano?
A cowboy enters the town on a horse on Friday and leaves two days later, also on Friday. How is that possible?