What does a boomerang say when it comes back?
- Ouch, that hurt!
- Hello there!
- I'm going again!
- What flight time!
What is a bird that is always late?
- The dawdling crow
- The tardy bird
- The night owl
- The sleepy goose
What does a vegan do when it's cold?
- Stay indoors and complain
- Warm up with soup
- Roll up in a cabbage
- Enjoy warm salads
What kind of music does a mummy play?
- Wrap music
- Creepy rock
- Pharaonic funk
- Sarcastic symphonies
What is the most common excuse for being late?
- Traffic
- Bad weather
- Alarm clock issues
- Forgotten lunch
What does a pair of scissors say when it encounters a comb?
- I'll cut it out!
- Oops, sorry!
- Don't comb me!
- I'm sharp today!
Why can't toads cheat?
- Because they always jump honestly
- Because they don't have hands
- Because they have a frog's perspective
- Because they always croak
What is a ship that never sinks?
- A stainless steel ship
- A wooden raft
- A cruise with jokes
- A hot air balloon
Why was the math teacher happy with himself?
- Because he solved a good problem
- Because he stood squarely behind his decision
- Because he's always positive
- Because he had no problems
What does a plant say when you water it?
- Thanks, I was thirsty!
- Stop making me wet!
- I root for you!
- Why are you doing this?
What kind of potato is always up for a party?
- A disco potato
- A party potato
- A chips potato
- A french fry party potato
Which magician/illusionist is always on time?
- Hans Klok
What does a baby computer say to its mother?
- Bit, bit!
- Mom.exe
- I love you, 01010101
- Ctrl + Alt + Del
What is the most used emoji in the group chat?
- 😂
- 😊
- 👍
- 🤔
What is a computer scientist's favorite fruit?
- Banana-ry
- Apple
- Pear-ogram
- C-sharp
Which planet is edible?
- Mars
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
- Flipper
- Ocean's Eleven
- The Little Mermaid
- Whale of Fortune
Why can't any of the fish play the piano?
- They have no fingers
- They have no fin-notes
- They have no sense of tuna
- They don't like music
Why are spiders excellent web developers?
- They have a good sense of design
- They are highly skilled in programming
- They are experts in catching bugs
- They have eight legs to type quickly
What does a chimney do when it's cold?
- It smokes a fire
- It gives smoke signals
- It coughs up soot balls
- It uses nose spray
Why can't secret agents play hide and seek well?
- They can't maintain their cover
- They always leave a briefing behind
- They always have a license to be found
- They don't want to go undercover
What is a dentist's favorite craft project?
- Tooth sculptures
- Floss art
- Toothpick architecture
- Enamel painting
A cowboy enters the town on a horse on Friday and leaves two days later, also on Friday. How is that possible?
- The horse's name is Friday
Why did the bicycle go to the gym?
- To pump up its tires
- To stay in shape
- For a spinning class
- To step it up a gear